My Wii Fit is judging me

I got a new Wii Fit today. I had my little son try it out first. I guess I didn't realize it weighed you. Yikes! I sent him outside so as not to witness my shame and looked down at my Fit board. I couldn't shake the feeling that it was already passing judgment. I hesitated before setting foot on it. When I finally did I could just hear it say, "watch out! here comes the heavy-weight!" Then I went through the balance test and you know what Wii Fit I kicked butt! So there! I am a coordinated fat girl. meh! Then it had the gall to say my body was actually in better shape considering what a fatty I was. (well, maybe that isn't the exact wording) Then I turned it off. Sorry Wii Fit. I'll do better tomorrow.